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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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