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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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