{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?","punchline":"No, cows go moo.","id":12}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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