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{"type":"standard","title":"List of National Weather Service Weather Forecast Offices","displaytitle":"List of National Weather Service Weather Forecast Offices","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6591593","titles":{"canonical":"List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices","normalized":"List of National Weather Service Weather Forecast Offices","display":"List of National Weather Service Weather Forecast Offices"},"pageid":30290845,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/NWS_Weather_Forecast_Offices.svg/330px-NWS_Weather_Forecast_Offices.svg.png","width":320,"height":201},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/NWS_Weather_Forecast_Offices.svg/512px-NWS_Weather_Forecast_Offices.svg.png","width":512,"height":321},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285423313","tid":"6359d2e4-1886-11f0-8afe-6d2c0e7aada2","timestamp":"2025-04-13T16:43:12Z","description":"Provide weather, water and climate data, forecasts, warnings, and impact-based decision","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_National_Weather_Service_Weather_Forecast_Offices"}},"extract":"The National Weather Service operates 122 weather forecast offices. Each weather forecast office has a geographic area of responsibility, also known as a county warning area, for issuing local public, marine, aviation, fire, and hydrology forecasts. They also issue severe weather warnings, gather weather observations, and daily and monthly climate data for their assigned area. The local weather forecast offices also control the broadcasts of weather information on the NOAA Weather Radio All Hazards stations. The NWS is divided into six regions.","extract_html":"
The National Weather Service operates 122 weather forecast offices. Each weather forecast office has a geographic area of responsibility, also known as a county warning area, for issuing local public, marine, aviation, fire, and hydrology forecasts. They also issue severe weather warnings, gather weather observations, and daily and monthly climate data for their assigned area. The local weather forecast offices also control the broadcasts of weather information on the NOAA Weather Radio All Hazards stations. The NWS is divided into six regions.
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